Good friends and t-shirts

So....

I've got nothin'--no excuses at all here.  I think it's almost May, and I haven't posted a single thing since that second (technically third) post.  And also, I think that last post was pretty boring.  So no offence to me, but I think it would be better if I stay away from talking about gardening stuff.  Ugh...
I hope I don't sound that inane when I talk about that stuff out loud. 

To actual people. 
Who I want to like me, and not start avoiding me like the plague. 

But I suspect it might really be even worse than that.  I must have super awesome friends if that's what they have to put up with, and they're still here. 

Thanks, guys!

Since my last post I've done lots of stuff, but none of it was garden related.  This is a little like Freshman year in college where you change your major every few weeks--except I'm changing the focus of my blog every post or two.  And I'm going to do the same thing I did then, which is just declare right now that there will be no focus.  I'm just gonna (metaphorically) take whatever classes I want to, and then see what major can be made from the classes I took.  :)  Which, incidentally, turned out to be English, and then when I failed a critical test near the end, took a turn toward Psychology, and then finished out *oh never mind, this side note is getting too long.

Speaking of metaphors, a fellow Divorce Care participant had on a t-shirt that made me laugh out loud the other day.  Non-English majors go ahead and roll your eyes now.  It said, "Metaphors be with you" in standard Star Wars font.  It was really awesome.  If anyone who knows me is reading this, I want that shirt for my birthday!

Another shirt I wish I could wear (but it would be weird because I'm so bad at math that it would seem too ironic to be funny) says, "I'm a bomb technician.  If you see me running, try to keep up." 

And then there's the one my sister wears that has a picture of a cute little hedgehog on it and says, "Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?"  And the word bubble over the picture says, "No."  Who comes up with these things?  So much funnier than "I'm with stupid -->"!